Just for kicks ?

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Ed was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds. 
AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. 
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.  
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. 
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
What happened to Ed ?

jfmm · Accepted Answer

LOL. .........only the Wife knows............LOL.

Thanks for the laugh. Good Joke!

♠Jenny♠ · Answer

Oh the weight goes to 200!
Or he wanted to say lose some weight you manatee!

boogiewoogie · Answer

He probably had enough of the nagging fat wife and left never to return.

shortansassy · Answer

He knew better to come home after that present.  He would be going zero to the moon.

Kerry · Answer

Nice.  It brought a chuckle.

♥Sodas♥ · Answer

He shaved his head and joined Britney in rehab.

Anonymous · Answer

He ran away cause his wife was a fat turd.

Anonymous · Answer

he went 200miles..

btw nice joke

Dice · Answer

He was swallowed whole.

Robert B · Answer

she ate him

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