what is a chav ? lol?

its people who think they have money and havent pretend gold that looks real posh cars but up to there eyeballs in debt nothing posh about them at all im English and i hate the word chav is all fake people think there better than everyone else .

Chav or Charv/Charver is a mainly derogatory slang term in the United Kingdom for a subcultural stereotype fixated on fashions such as gold jewellery and 'designer' clothing. They are generally considered to have no respect for society, and be ignorant or unintelligent. The term appeared in mainstream dictionaries in 2005.

The defining features of the stereotype include clothing in the Burberry pattern (notably a now-discontinued baseball cap) and from a variety of other casual and sportswear brands. Tracksuits, hoodies, sweatpants and baseball caps are particularly associated with this stereotype. Response to the term has ranged from amusement to criticism that it is a new manifestation of classism. The term has also been associated with delinquency, the "ASBO Generation", "Hoodie culture" and "yob culture".

Chav or Charv/Charver is a mainly derogatory slang term in the United Kingdom for a subcultural stereotype fixated on fashions such as gold jewellery and 'designer' clothing. They are generally considered to have no respect for society, and be ignorant or unintelligent. The term appeared in mainstream dictionaries in 2005. The defining features of the stereotype include clothing in the Burberry pattern (notably a now-discontinued baseball cap) and from a variety of other casual and sportswear brands. Tracksuits, hoodies, sweatpants and baseball caps are particularly associated with this stereotype. Response to the term has ranged from amusement to criticism that it is a new manifestation of classism. The term has also been associated with delinquency, the "ASBO Generation", "Hoodie culture" and "yob culture".

The accepted etymology for "chav" is that it derives from the Romani word "chavi", meaning a child.Related words derived from the same source include "charva" (used in northern England in a similar sense) and perhaps the obsolescent "young shaver" (meaning a boy). In modern Spanish "chaval" means "lad".

There are a large number of synonyms and regional variations of "chav", including "scally", "townie", "ned", "kev", "yarco", "dobber", "Mallie", "Meader", and in some areas, "Pikey".

A chav is someone from the age of 9-30! mainly teenagers, they hang arond on street corners with fags,booze,drugs either just there to cause trouble,waitin 4 their dealer,waiting for some "fit chicks" or just nothing else better to do and wanted to get out of the house. they wear rockies,nike air tracksuits and most probably ahve a cap on at the angles of 90° wearing silver chains and gold rings hurling abuse at anyone they dont like the look of!

THE CHAV NATIVITY: there is this poultry called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?) She's no longer married or nuffink, yet she's were given this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref. sometime Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?' Gabriel in simple terms is going 'you acquire one up the duff, you've.' Mary's completely gobsmacked. She provides it to him tremendous 'end dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I under no circumstances bin wiv no individual!' So Mary is going and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's full of spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that. She's like 'Orright, Mary, i visit experience me bay-bee in me tummy and that i reckon i'm nicely blessed. imagine of each of the more advantageous advantages an' that we are gonna get.' Mary is going 'Yeah, s'pose you're proper' Mary an' Joe ain't were given no money so that they ought to ponse a donkey, an' flow dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary needs to end, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that. yet there ain't no room on the motel, innit? So Mary an' Joe wreck an' enter into this garridge, in person-friendly words it really is filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that. Then those 3 geezers ensue, looking ideal bling, wiv crowns on their heads. they are like `appreciate, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they are smart adult adult males from the East end. Joe is going: 'once you're so smart, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha in simple terms convey gold, Adidas and Burberry?' it really is all about to kick off even as Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's were given yet another message from this Lord geezer. he's like 'The police is comin an' they are killin each of the bay-bees. You more advantageous powerful nash off to Egypt.' Joe is going 'you may be monged in case you imagine i'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey' Gabriel sez 'healthful yerself, chum. even if it is your seem out in case you stay.' so that they flow dahn Egypt till they have stopped killin the first-born an' it really is risk-free an' that. Then Joe and Mary and Jesus flow again to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella.

yo bruv a chav is a wanna be or is a gangsta wiv all dat bling bling. respect