Heard the one about God and the Harley Davidson?

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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died And went to heaven.
 
At the gates, St. Peter Told Arthur, "Since You've been such a good man and your Motorcycles have changed the world, Your reward is, you can hang out with anyone You want to in heaven."

 Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang Out with God."

 St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so You were the one who Invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said,"Yeah, that's me...."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in  inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
 
God said, " Ah, yes."
"Well," Said Arthur, "professional to  Professional, you have some major design flaws  in your invention:

JannahLee · Accepted Answer

I thought it was going to be the one:
   Harley rider going down the road.  God calls to him and says : "Since you've been such a positive role model for people on earth, since you've been going to church and not swearing,  and because you started the Hogs for Heaven club, I've decided to grant you your heart's desire.
   Harley guy says -" I've always wanted to go to Hawaii.  I want a bridge that spans from California to Hawaii so I can drive there when ever I want and not leave the bike behind."
    God replies "Do yo have any idea how much of the earth's resources it would take to accomplish this?  Just the pilings to reach the ocean's floor would take millions of pounds of concrete.  It could take a year or more to complete and think of all the men that would have to be away from their families.  I am surprised that you would make such a selfish, self-serving request.  Can't you think of anything else?"
   "Well, okay then...I want to be able to understand my wife.  I want to know her like a girl friend does.  I want to know what she means when she says "nothing" when I ask what's wrong.  I want to know how to buy the perfect birthday gift and please her every day..."
   God said "Did you want that two lane or four..."

kenmauiphoto · Answer

This big bad drunk biker with a big H-D tattoo on his arm was at a big rally. He walks up to a dude on a Kawasaki and knocks him over then asks him, "Who makes the best bikes?" ... the Kawasaki dude says, "Harley....sir." 

Then he walks up to a guy polishing his Honda, twists his arm and asks, "Who makes the best bikes?"... The Honda guy cries, "Harley of course." 

He then staggers up to a rider standing by his Ducati and yells in his face, "Who makes the best bikes?" The Ducati rider flips the drunk biker then kicks him in the gut. After that he knocks his teeth out. 

The drunk biker gradually gets to his knees and says to the Ducati rider, "You don't have to get so pissed off just because you don't know the answer!"

enbsayshello · Answer

What can I say except I enjoyed the joke.  A bit long, but enjoyable!

Crappy · Answer

man that's a good story!

PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back · Answer

roflmao.. now that is truly hilarious..

hahahahahahahahaha

good one... thanx for the laugh

hih · Answer

nice

Blenderhead · Answer

lol.. that one made me laugh..  no, i hadn't heard that one before..  lol that was a good one

Beeeej · Answer

Go and tell it on the mountain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

Thanks for the belly laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bld22_73 · Answer

isnt that true

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Heard the one about God and the Harley Davidson?

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