What's the weirdest thing you've heard about yourself?

I have been mistaken for lost Dad by a youngster.

Few years ago, an old school classmate told me about a silly rumour that was going around.

It was about how I had turned into some drug addict with love hearts tattooed on my privates down stairs!! Haha

Boy, I had to laugh in disbelief but I was amused that people were still talking about me even years after I had left school so I was flattered in a strange way. haha

Wonder what new rumour is now? Maybe I should start a new one???? haha

A couple of years ago, I had a joint birthday party with a friend of mine. This friend of his whom I had met once or twice prior to the party, turned up and was convinced...no matter what ANYONE said...that I had got breast implants! Hahaha!

Needless to say, that top that I wore that night is still one of my favourites! Funny thing was it was just a $5 rushed purchase so I could have something green to wear on St Pat's Day that year! Hahahaha!

Someone said that my hair was a gift from God and that I should improve my realtionship with him as I was sent to speak his words to others - I was only eight it was rather scary.

I was also told that i was a wierd hippy fcuk thing?- Whatever that is

I think I attract strange people

The weirdes thing came out of my highschool teacher mouth. She told my mum that I am doing drugs.Ofcorse, my mum was normal enough to laugh at my techer's face.

I heard Id received breast implants - came as a bit of a shock I can tell you as I have no recollection of making the appointment or going through surgery....

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PS - obviously I havent!!

My mum phoned to tell me she heard I was the ringleader of an international drug ring and was in custody in Amsterdam.

xxR

You know what. The weirdest thing is, that I keep thinking I'm married to you as well. And every time I climb into my cold bed, I keep thinking that you're there, waiting for me. Weird, ain't it!

i bumped into a friend that i had not seen since i left school and when she saw me she was looking shocked..when i asked her what the matter was, she said, "you died years ago in a car crash" obviously someone had told her that i'd kicked it back in the 80's, but hey, i'm still here.....lol...

when i moved into my new house someone asked if i was moving back in with my ex. we've been split for 2 years and this person knew that.