If an accountant was constipated?

probably not because accountants are full of s#!t

I thought it was that a mathematician was constipated and he worked it out with a pencil.

Lame

OH fecking hell, must try this!

From a constipated accountant:))

A really old one when i was at school.

A pencil would be insufficient - he (or she) would need paper as well.

only if a dishwasher used a spoon

vacuum cleaner would work

That really is disgusting.

ancient