Here you go!! Try this!?

Simply seal those dreaded turtles in a rice crispy to nullify the drain that hurts from too much pampering, and while your sinking, keep on clubbing the razor sharp marble. This should fix the perpetual clam which has a busted key spinning around the cunooter valve to help the infinite speckles of an imaginary color. There by which working against each other, will ultimately shave the shark that is stealing the stars from under the mountain. Keep in mind that some puddles will be plotting to use the shelf to bust pookey out of the milk shake.

But for swine swimming in the Aegean Sea and my pen writes a strong forte of nonsensical days.

My plasma car didn't start this morning when I plugged in the tree. I found out that it was out of fuel so I got some more cold pizza to fill the tank.

My hamster, the prime minister, has a summer house in Leamington Spa.

Very vindictive vultures have settled on my giant pike-tree, eating the money-berries on it. My neighbor has suddenly become a cloud and is watering their sun.

You are right, it should be interesting. I'm not good at making up things but let me seeeeeeeeee - my pj's are green, brown, blue and, and, but I never sleep so what's the use?

BTW - what's a chicken ankle?????

Isn't it nice that our high-profile celebrities, politicians, and world leaders are so Moral?

This world is full of peace. There is no suffering, starving, crime, and all religions agree about all issues.

Eggplants heal my cows Uvula on tuesday mornings

Prune juice can save the world.

sometimes the bmw flies the coop at midnight thirty