Immigration Question! Please Help!?

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So, here's my problem. I'm illegal, I crossed the Mexican-US border just last year but I took TP-74 boat from my beautiful country of Kazakhstan to Mexico first. While in Mexico, I decided to sneak into the US. But, my neighbors found out and they are going to report me. I would really love to stay in the US to pursue the "American Dream," but what if INS deports me? What should I do? I know that the easiest way to gain residency is through marriage, but I need to find the man first, right? So, any hot American hunk available for marriage?

Oh, preferably a guy who's at least 5'10, 180 lbs, good teeth, and with great biceps. Thanks!!!

p.s - this is the second time I'm posting this question, just modified a little. I have no idea why my last question got delete it. Did I offend anyone? I hope not, I would love for all of us to be friends :) Well, but here's again!!!

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Well i am an American, i was born here but my parents are mexicans so i considere my self a mexican. im 5'8, 180, and working on my biceps, triceps and chest. i would love to talk to you sometime.

Sunshineluvr · Answer

If you are here illegally, you cannot be petitioned by a US citizen becuase of the way immigration laws currently are;  even if you do find someone to marry you.  If you do file a petition and are here illegally, you will need to go back to your country, and could be barred from entering again anywhere between 3 - 10 years, depending on how long you've been here.  

I would suggest you wait and see if there is any immigration reform soon. 

Good luck!  OH and be prepared to get some really nasty answers here.

Samia · Answer

I have to agree with Zoegurl.  At this time the immigration laws are not favorable to those that have entered this country without a visa, and it doesn't matter that you are married to a US citizen or even if your parents are US citizens.  

Just stick it out.  As for your neighbors, they are mean.  I would move if I were you.  

Good luck!!! I am positive that this is the year we will have a favorable immigration reform.  Everyone here should call their congressman and ask them to support an immigration reform.

Kunggpao · Answer

I was feeling bad for you and would have helped you up until the man thing and gaining residencey through it. I'm not so sure you are illegal, I think you are just poking fun at it. If it was that serious you would not have said that. 

If it is true, I hope everything works out and if you want serious help, ask serious answers. You might receive very offensive answers but there are some of us that would try to help.

Rickdark1 · Answer

Go Home and come in the country  like you are supposed to
........  follow the process as laid out by our
United states government.

In your "Question" you ask if you offended anybody.
Most people when looking to defraud a government for
residency don't advertise for an illegal mate or in America
as we like to call them   Co defendant.
  Minuteman project is not to kill random people it is to keep people from steeling a TP-74 boat in Kazakhstan  and going to Mexico then sneaking into the us.


      GO HOME!!!!  until you are a legal citizen then welcome

Anonymous · Answer

Damn, you speak English better than most Americans!

oklatom · Answer

Leave.  If you want to come here, do it legally.  Reported by the way, and hopefully this will again be deleted.

free_eagle716 · Answer

Your question got deleted because what you're trying to do is ILLEGAL. And most importantly, they DO prosecute sham marriages.

miss b · Answer

ahhahaha she is kidding.she is not an illegal

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