Rate the ghost team.....?

I have a "Just for fun league" that is small but very competitive, most are expert level players that play 6 to 7 leagues a year and this one is just kind of a gathering of smack talk.. This year, one of our players is missing and since we play H2H we needed an even number so we created a ghost team that no one belongs to... Here is our ghost team, that no one has - This makes me laugh, I don't think any of can beat this team. Autodraft - no one is allowed to pre-rank. And before I post, here are the pitching lines with 21 inning min.

W L CG SHO SV H HR BB K ERA WHIP

So how do you beat this team?

PS, every 3 weeks the player in last place gets to change one category. It can be a take away or add but the total number can't change, it's 23.