For Those Of You Who Have Seen Monty Python And The Holy Grail....?

Armaments 2:9-21

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

or something more holiday appropriate:

Tim: There he is!

King Arthur: Where?

Tim: There!

King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?

Tim: It *is* the rabbit!

King Arthur: You silly sod!

Tim: What?

King Arthur: You got us all worked up!

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.

King Arthur: Ohh.

Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!

Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.

Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?

Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!

Tim: I'm warning you!

Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?

Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!

King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

"We are no longer the knights who say Ni, we are now the Knights who say Icky Icky"

And the part when the historian guy gets stabbed with the sword form one of the knights as they ride passed him, and then his wife comes running out form behind the camera.

What do you mean? African or European swallow?

"JESUS CHRIST!" King Arthur's reaction when the bunny tears apart one of his knights. That cracks me up every time. This was the best movie ever produced.

but father, i want to sing...

"help, help, i'm being repressed!"

Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-***-hts.

Brave Sir Robin, Brave Sir Robin.

Bring out your dead!!!

....my kingdom for a horse.... That was back in my stoner days remember the show and that it was funny but not much else.lol

"she's a witch, burn her!"

after reading these answers I have to pop in the DVD now...the opening credits are enough to make you sore from laffing

"It's just a flesh wound!"