If you were a pizza....?????

First of all, if I were a pizza, I'd be hot and juicy, with a soft crust...oozing with deliciousness. Spicy, yet sweet and oh so pleasing...now to your query of how I'd like to be eaten...

I want you to eat me....

first taste me solely with your lips...feel my warmth on the soft parts of your lips...now taste me with your tongue....

nice and slowly, savoring every delectable taste...nibbling each and every bite. Regardless of my sounds (pizzas do make sounds, don't they?) do not speed up just yet...enjoy the feeling of my warmth on your lips, your tongue....

now devour me!

*For the second go-round, I'd ask how you would like to eat me. ;-)

Interesting query RudeKarma!

Toppings pulled off and eaten separately... Than the sauce scraped off with a fork and eaten... Than turned upside down and eaten backwards...

Hot

If I was a pizza, I would eat myself!

All the good stuff first, toppings and cheese and then the crusts fed to my dog, That's how I eat them...

With salsa tabasco and catsup jajaja

Just the topping and then leave all the crap for everyone else

I would like to be eatten toppings first...

Meat first.

with pepperoni and extra cheese

savor each bite