What is a funny joke?

ok here it is:

a man walks into his sons(stevie's) room and finds him praying."god bless mommy,daddy,grandma, ta ta grandpa!"

the father thinks this is strange but clears it from his mind.

the next day, the grandfather dies for no reason. the same night the father is curious, he goes into stevie's room and finds him praying again. "god bless mommy,daddy, and ta ta grandma!" the next day the grandmother dies just like the grandfather.

now the man is worried. he tossed and turned in bed until morning the he decides to go to the doctor's to get a checkup.

" there is nothing wrong with u. u are perfectly fine." he says.

the man feels a little better but is still worried.

he goes home only to find his wife crying histarically.

"honey, what's wrong???" the dad says

"the milkman just died on the street!!!"

tell me what u think!!!!

Okay girl i have a good one for you since you had said you did not hear one in a while and i hope you love my joke. A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart for valentine's day, but they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he want to a store called nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

" I chose these because i noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister. I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she wear shorts ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady i bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past 3 weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really small. I wish i was there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before i have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times i will kiss them during the coming year! I hope you will wear them for me every Friday night when we go out All my love.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing. I hope that i had made you laugh by telling you my gift joke because you said you did not hear a good joke in a while so i hope this was a good one for you and i hope you love it.

an old lady goes into a store to buy a bag of cat food. The clerk remembers that her boss told her that old people sometimes buy cat food to eat themselves. She tells the old lady that she needs proof that she has a cat. The old lady is upset and comes in later with a cat and is sold the cat food.

A week later the old lady comes in to buy a bag of Dog food. The clerk again asks for proof that she has a dog. The old lady is pissed now but brings in the dog and buys the dog food.

Later that week the old lady came in with a paper bag and asked the clerk to stick her hand in. The clerk sticks her hand and it's poop. The clerk asks "what the ..." the old lady says "Now can I get toliet paper"

A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."

He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.

He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."

yo mamas so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl! or....OH! hears a funny one but its not too long....A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer, ya know..just chillin. He looks over and sees a jar full of money... he asks the bartender, wats that money for? well he says, theres a donkey in that room and whoever can make him laugh wins the $. oh.. i'll take that bet.. he comes out and the donkeys just laughing his ace off. the bartenders like, how did you do that? cant tell you its a secret. the next day the guy comes in and sees the jar of money. wats that for. the bartender replies, oh this time we can see who can make th donkey cry. i'll take that bet...he comes out and the donkey is just crying.. how did you do that i cant take it anymore!!?? well to make him laugh i told him i had a bigger dik than him...well how'd you make him cry the bartender says...Oh, well. I showed him. LMAO

the scientists have decided to use lawyers to conduct experiments instead of the traditional chimpanzees.---why you ask?

-----the lab workers don't get attached to them-----and there are some things that a chimp just wont do.

I know a really gross one!!! "If you rub a unicorn's horn long enough, It gives you magical unicorn mayonnaise!!"

remark:YOU AINT A MEAT YOU AR A VEGE-TABLE VEGA-VEGA-TABLE

joke Al-g and fun guy took a lichen to eachother

your mom!!! (just yell it out)