OOUCH! I slammed my nuts in the car door. What should I do?

You should keep your chocolate salty balls in a sack.

Say everybody, have you seen my balls?

They're big and salty and brown.

If you ever need a quick pick-me-up

Just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty balls.

(Put 'em in your mouth!)

Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em...

Make almond, cashew, madademia brittle. You could add it to your own ice cream and compete with Ben & Jerry's. "Ow, my nuts flavor". I'd buy some.

I was going to say, if you can type right after that happens (I thought you meant the other sort of nuts), you shoud video it and put it on youtube, or appear on Jay Leno.

I would suggest renting a copy of The Nutcracker and watching it over a slice of freshly baked pecan pie.

That's definately a different type of nutcracker! I say eat 'em..don't let good nuts go to waste!

Feed them to the birds

gather them all up, sit in your car seat and sprinkle them all over your lap so they can remain with the loose nut behind the wheel

Your nuts belong in a bag...keep them there...

feed'em to squirrels

and ayy, word of advise, next time try not to be so loose with the nuts...

First Try to get a life

I think you should put them on ice cream and eat them.