How do you get rid of a big brown beaver?

Dam it.

Well of course it does. That's what beavers eat. What the heck is she doing with one in the first place??? Tell her to contact her state Dept. of Natural Resources. They will transport it to an area where it can chow on all the wood it wants and live in peace without comming in contact with humans. That is where it belongs, after all.

Wynona's have been given herself a great brown beaver and she or he shows it off to all her associates. sometime, you recognize, that beaver tried to leave her, So she caged him up with cyclone fence. alongside got here Lou with the old baboon And suggested "know that scent?" "Smells like seven layers, That beaver eats Taco Bell." Now Rex he replaced right into a Texan out of latest Orleans And he travelled with the carnival shows. He ran bumper automobiles, sucked much lower priced cigars And he candied up his nostril. He have been given wind of the vast brown beaver So he nevertheless he'd take himself a peek, however the beaver replaced into speedy And grabbed him via the kiwis. Now he ain't pissed for each week. (And a 0.5!) Now Wynona took her great brown beaver, and she or he caught him up interior the air. suggested "I particular do love this great brown beaver and that i wish I did have a pair." Now the beaver onces slept for seven days And it gave us all an poor fright. So I tickled his chin and that i gave him a pinch And the bastard tried to chew me. Wynona enjoyed her great brown beaver and she or he stroked him for all time. She pricked her finger sometime and it handed off to her she might have a porcupine.

wynona got herself a big brown beaver and she shows him off to all her friends. one day you know that beaver tried to leave her, so she caged him up with cyclone fence. along came Lou with the old baboon and said recognize that smell? smells like seven layers, that beaver eats taco bell...

You might get rid of this for now but you've got beaver fever and another one will come eventually.

get a big brown beaver trap

jeese

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Shave it.

shave it