If I were to ask, "Have you ever been caught?" ....what would you think I meant?

Never..........but almost once before I learned to lock the door when I was a kid

Taking care of business.

Taking cookies out of the cookie jar? Yes,well, all of my brothers do it as well

I couldn't tell you here, I wouldn't want to explain it to my kids though, I don't think they'd believe it was naked wrestling.

I would think it's similar to the Seinfeld character, George, saying...."you know,...I was alone!!!"

I'd think of the answer, which is no!

jerking off

I'd think...on marijuana. Nope, never have and never will.