If an alien landed in your back yard ?

if an alien landed in my back yard, i would give him a list of all the people that he can take back with him for scientific research on his planet....lol

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Can't come to Earth and not try Pizza and Beer! What visit would be complete without a Oreo Blizzard from Dairy Queen the next morning? Gotta take him to see a baseball game and get some roasted peanuts.

this is nuts because i remember having a dream about this EXACTLY about a month or so ago!

my dreams are weird, but vivid

yeah i took him around town and he started eating the grass and im like "no, animals eat grass, not humans"

so i made a huge meal for him with turkey, mashed potatos and gravy etc.

and then he wanted to know why (a boy and girl) were together and holding hands and kissing because he didnt understand what love was

weird i know... lol

I'd speak to him in his native language, feed him familiar food and then try to help him find sanctuary until he could apply for legal residency. See, I speak Spanish, make a darn good bowl of posole and - well, I guess you could call me "simpatico"...surely you didn't mean a "space alien" did you?

I'd smoke a joint with him and buy him a Butterfinger Blizzard and some tacos. Then we would listen to old Steve Miller songs and fall asleep.

id probably try to show him around where i live and take him on a few field trips and id make sure to convince him that earth is a nice place. just to make sure he doesnt wanna take over or blow it up or something.

Thats the governments fault. Mayonaise some nice lil'aliens! its just too bad they had to be sent back to their home in guatemala!

I would take him to Disney World, then I will take him to eat an excellent burger.

it has too be a very small fella to land on my backyard..

anyway, i would take him bowling and feed him with tacos and coke.

and then probably take him to that madame ur concert tonite.