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TAKE #2: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
10 Answers
- ?Lv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
Actually, even with all these people the job could not be done.
They would just say that "they don't recall" how to do it, but they have a memo somewhere, they thi-ink.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
hee hee hee
and poor mrfeelsgood can only retaliate with a cut and paste rant-fest that doesn't even relate to the question. I think he just made himself item # 11
LOL!
- ?Lv 45 years ago
as long as no one gets Congress to do it because of the fact it may by no ability get executed. they could ought to arise with a plan to get out of appearing on it, then they could ought to discover away to blame it on Bush, have greater talks approximately it, and await Bush to do it himself. seems whats happening!
- c1523456Lv 61 decade ago
None. They delegate this to maintenance. See they are creating jobs. Then, you left wing wackos hate Bush and cheering the USA Enemies to victory.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
I believe you described the normal Washington procedure for getting any thing done.
- 1 decade ago
That was a good question, but honestly you should think these things through, The first person ripped you a new one.
