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Joke about a genie.....???

here's the joke:

A guy walks into a bar and notices that there is a twelve inch person playing the piano and he thinks that's a little strange.

So, the guy walks up to the counter and notices a weird looking bottle. He asks the owner, "What's in that bottle?"

The owner answers, "It's a magic lamp."

The man takes the magic lamp, rubs it, and a genie appears.

"You get one wish," says the genie.

The man thinks and says, "I wish for one million bucks."

The genie nods his head and disappears. A second later one million DUCKS appear in the bar.

"What the heck?! I wanted one million BUCKS!!!" yells the man.

"well, says the bar owner. I tried the magic lamp too. And you know what? I didn't want a twevle inch pianist."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    LOLerskates

    mabye he should have asked for a 12 inch pianist

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    and another guy rubs the lamp and makes a wish. Right after that a bunch of KKK members walk in and the leader says "OK, who wanted to be hung like a black man?"

  • Bear
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Ha. That's funny.

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  • mark
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Very good

  • daf
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    That's funny :)

  • 1 decade ago

    HA!!!

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