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Japanese elections?

An english speaking political reporter is in Japan interviewing a well-known politician, trying to find out more about the voting process in the far east.

"So, how often do you have elections in Japan?" she asks.

"Ohhh, we have election every day!" replies the japanese politician.

"Every day? I don't think you understand, I mean when do you have your main election?" quizes the reporter.

"Yes, we have big election every day! Japanese men always wake up with big election!"

Boom boom!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Yeah, i wake up eveery day with a big election too.

  • 1 decade ago

    funny!!

    Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. Between the ages of 46 and 56 she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest. After 56, she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Not very funny. It's kind of stupid.The Japanese would understand the L sound if someone else spoke it.

  • 1 decade ago

    that was so gay i wanted to die when i heard it i thought it would never end i actually throw up in my throat

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  • 1 decade ago

    So lame

  • 1 decade ago

    why is this a question

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