Random question...Random Answer?

I used Flavored Condom that was Used by Wee man and A Potato Chip that resembles Jerry springer .

2. peanut? Well I am so glad U asked. Well.. I was walking thru the park 1 day in the merry merry month of may. when I was took-en by surprise and then I realized That A big A$$ Elephant was Throwing Peanuts my way. I turned around and said "Hey U EFFIN Elephant what the F**k u doing " Well of course u can imagine what he said... That's right .. nothing... Peanuts get me angry now.

3..Spoon? Why Are U propositioning me you naughty naughty thing..... I only spoon with my husband and my dog haha.. As For sporks go? Forget that... Sporks are a horrible invention... Look.. Its not that hard to switch from a fork to a spoon..

4. What am I listening too? Well..If u can keep a secret Me and my husband Killed Someone an hour ago and I can hear him in the basement tearing down the wall so he can stick the body in there.. I told him that I didn't want to get my nails dirty.. I mean.. I just got them done.. He is so silly sometimes.

5. Dragons and Ninjas hugh?... Ok..

I was at the mall yesterday and I saw there was a new store that opened up I went Inside and I noticed that there were dragons all around... Not real ones of course but sculptures and pictures and trinkets. I was so excited!.. I bought A glass table with A dragon underneath holding it up and dragon Book ends.. As I was going to the check out 5 Ninjas came up to me and told me They liked my purchases.. I said ty and asked if they would like to come over and have some tea.. They said Sure. So they are coming over tomorrow.

6. Well That Is easy.. I can't believe u would even ask why!!!!... Because she is Cooking Naked and She is hot. She told you that she wants 1 on 1 and to touch her buns and that she feels like her body temp is 42degrees and she wants u to make her Red Hot. She is not mechanical like a robot she is crazy.....

Ok i shall ask a random question and you give me a random answer that has a slight signifagance to what i asked. After the first question is answered then i shall add additional details that another questio . if you want to answer that question too then just edit post and put your answer under the other one. the 10 pts goes to the person with most random answers.

Airwolf!

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04282006

bath & body works products

Mr. Peanut

Boo Fork!

The hum of my hard drive

My nephew really wants to see the new movie about the Ninjas. He talks to me about it but I don't know a thing about it. Its funny though that the original Ninja turtles were out when I was a child and I am 39 now.

Because she is making brownies

1. bamboo toilette frames

2. Orange elephants on stellietos

3. YAY SPORK!

4. "Lick me" By: my speakers

5. Ok so this one day I went on a walk in the middle of the road and this guy came up to me with a grocery bag full of mesuring rulers and said "DID YOU SEE ME COME FROM THE SKY? DIDN'T THINK SO!!! THATS BECAUSE IMA NINJA!" and he whistled and then a miniature dragon with shingles as scales came from the sewer and started speaking in german. The man with the grocery bag started talking back in Japanese and I'm like "WTF??" Then a big dragon comes and scoops me off the ground to Australia.

6. Because my dog is in there with them. My dog has special powers. The real question is... What are they doing in the kitchen. I know that answer! SQUEEZING LEMONS FOR APPPLE JUICE NO DOUBT

An old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt and a bento (complete with animal soy sauce containers). (:

A whale omlette

Snoopy

Loopy giraffe

A little tug boat going sailing by on the railway tracks past my window.

The little one armed ninja thought that water was a really boring drink so he got on this big orange dragon and rode him to the supermarket to get some lemonade and some paperclips.

Training a pilot how to fly a plane with no wings.

Weight Watchers Kit

An Elephant

Peanut Brain of course

Hey Knife

I'm listening to the beat of the universe

Because the bathroom - The bedroom = The kitchen range

How long is this going to Dragon

1. Turkey meat thermometer

2. M&M's.

3. BOO FORK