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A confused 9 year old boy goes up to his mother and asks.........?
"Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,” Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,
"Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...
"Is God Michael Jackson?"
23 Answers
- GRUMPYLv 71 decade ago
I'm NOT sure what your question is but that was cute either way. I can tell ya this. If there is a God he isn't that Jackson guy.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Lol thats a good one. I love jokes where you need to go nack through and check each thing and it starts making sense and you laugh at every section you see.
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