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Here's a joke I want to share.?
Three 5th graders, an Irish kid, and Italian kid and a Redneck kid are in
the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play a new game.
"Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.
"Okay," They all agree. The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it
out.
"That's nothing!" says the Italian kid. He whips his out and his is a
couple of inches longer.
Not to be out done, the Redneck kid whips his out, and it's by far the
biggest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Redneck kid's mother asks him what
he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud
from a new book......and during recess, my friends and me played "The weenie
game!"
"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks his mother.
"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the
biggest! The other kids say it's because I'm a Redneck. Is it true, Mom?"
Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-three!"
16 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
lmao nice one ....if u like redneck jokes heres another one for your collection.....while a redneck boy was banging his sister she kept going ooooh ooooh oooh then after a couple of ooooh's she said YEAH YEAH do it like dad the redneck boy stoped and looked at her and said thats strange thats what mum says .........hope u got ...keep on smiling :)
- 5 years ago
1. A blonde and a brunette who were friends decided life wasnt fair and agreed to end it all together by jumping off a bridge. They counted and jumped at exactly the same time but the brunette hit the water first. Why? The blonde had to stop and ask for directions.... 2. A detective investigating the mysterious drowning of a local blonde in her pool had it drained and promptly found a scratch-and-sniff sticker stuck to the bottom..... 3. A blonde enters an appliance store to buy a TV. She asks the salesperson, "How much is that TV up there on the shelf?" He replies that he doesnt sell to blondes. Miffed, she goes out, dyes her hair brown, and returns the next day to the store. Again, she asks about the TV, and the reply is the same. Perturbed, and thinking maybe she hadnt been disguised well enough, she goes back the next day with jet black hair, heavy makeup, completely different clothes, the works. Again she asks, and again the reply is the same, "Sorry, don't sell to blondes". "How can you tell that I'm a blonde?", she asks, amazed. He replies, "That 'TV' you've been asking about is a microwave"
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Gotta love those Rednecks,
- Mrs.BeckfordLv 51 decade ago
LMFAO! sounds like Billy Madison. Great Joke, wasn't expecting the last line.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
HAHAHAHA that is friggin funny
