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jess asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

in case of rape atempts.....and road signs...?

DON'T RESIST!

volunteer to lower his pants down to his knees,,..raise your skirt and run!!

a woman with a skirt up runs faster than a man with pants down...hehehe!!!

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NAME 5 Road signs that describe d female:

1.Deep excavation

2.Slippery when wet

3.Stop on red signal

4.slow-down on curves and humps

5. MEN ON WORK!

i know ive posted this before...heheh!!! enjoy!!!!!!!!

Update:

star please.....

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  • neilgant18
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Damn, this is the funniest $*it I've ever heard. I wish I knew more girls with your sense of humor (usually if I make jokes like this, I'm branded as a pervert). lol. Good joke.

  • Ellie
    1 decade ago

    Well done, you've taken a really touchy subject and given us a laugh AND useful advice!

  • Heather R♥se
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    You forgot the best one of all.....

    Loose Stones

    (Helpful when her last name is Stone)

  • DoriBugg
    1 decade ago

    hehehehahaha

  • Lee Chamberlain
    1 decade ago

    bwahahahhahaha good one.

  • Sibyl
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    hahaha!! that's awesome!

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