Help keep Paris out of jail! What is your best Paris Hilton excuse?

But I am Paris Hilton, I'm hot and bright orange is not my color?? Gawd!!

Oh I know....Mel Gibson and other people hae gotten in toruble for similar things but they got away with a slap on the wrist...so Paris should be treated fairly the judge is only giving her jail time to prove a point

Paris claims that she had no idea she had a suspended license, so she cannot be held accountable for her actions behind the wheel in the meantime.

Fortunately, the judge felt differently.

It's time celebrities started being held responsible for their actions.

My publicist lied to me. I didn't know I was in trouble or I wouldn't have done it. I can't go to jail its so yucky and thats not hot!

I m so sick hearing about Paris...........Its like the nightmare that won't go away....

I'm young, rich and shouldn't have to spend anytime in jail. i didn't know that any of this was going on i have someone to all of my thinking for me. it takes so much work to be me.

El Nino, its George Bush fault, rosie O kidnapped me, Or the classic excuse, the devil made me do it.

She was too drunk to remember that her license was suspended. Oh, and her dog ate the reminder she wrote to herself on her blackberry.

I just think the criminals might beat her up because of jealousy.

THATS HOT

I HOPE HER *** STAYS IN JAIL. JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS MONEY DOESN'T MEAN SHE GETS A FREE PASS.

IF IT WERE YOU OR I OUR BUTTS WOULD BE THERE

"My butler did it."