Need help finding a joke about court and the judge says don't ask her if she knows me, after she tells all

Ok Belle, you are very lucky. Here it is:

At the start of an important trial, the attorney calls his first witness to the stand. She seems like a sweet , elderly woman. He approaches her and asks, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responds, 'Why, yes, I do know you since you were a young boy. You've become a huge disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You realise you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer is stunned. Not knowing what else to do he points across the room and asks, 'Mrs Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'

She replies, 'Why, of course I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster too. I used to babysit for his parents. And he, also, is a real disappointment. He is lazy, bigoted, never has a nice word to say about anybody, and he drinks like a fish. He's been divorced five times, and everybody knows that his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him.'

The judge raps his gavel, to silence the tittering among the spectators in the courtroom. Once the room is silent, he calls both attorneys to his bench.

In a quiet, menacing voice, he warns, 'If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt!'

no but i have a good joke to tell you...i feel bad i can't help you so i will tell you this one.....what is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

you jump on one of them with your shoes one

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