ok im the priest and we are at a confession?

I want to confess that I am addicted to yahoo answers, I think I need help.

Father... I'm Baptist, what the heck am I doing here?

LET ME OUT!

Really this isn't funny. I mean I'm just chillin' at home on Y!A and BAM! all of a sudden I'm here! And what's worse, you're a woman, you can't be a priest, can you? I don't know cuz, like I said, I'm Baptist.

HEEELLLLLLPPPPP!

I don't believe in confessing my sins to a priest. I confess directly to God. So your out of luck.

I wish to confess nothing.

I don't believe in telling a stranger what i may have done 'wrong'.

I will handle my own problems and talk to someone that cares about me and loves me.

I would feel so uncomfortable talking to a priest about what I've done.

I respect people that find it 'cleansing' and 'spiritual' but that's definitely not me.

That i kissed Santa underneath the mistletoe

If I believed in having to go to confession, I wouldn't think this is so silly.

However, in the spirit of playing along, here is my confession:

I..........am........TOTALLY IN LOVE with a man I'll call "Renos". :)

I chewed a piece of bubble gum that I got from under a desk today. I don't know why it was under there, it still had that fresh mint burst to it.

the last priest i gave a real confession too told me not to come back....he even opened his door to see who he was listening too!

Sorry, I'm not catholic and if i was i wouldn't confess on line confessions are personal,private and done at church in a little partition booth! =)

That your lips are driving me wild, and I wonder if your eyes would make me desire you even more........oh and I don't believe in God, the Easter bunny or any other dude that sits on a puffy cloud and hangs out with neutered flying people.