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What President do I a roast?
Ok i am a Junior in college and I have to pick a past United States Preisdent to Roast for 5min. in a speech in 1 week. I dont know any really good presidental jokes that I can tell that wont be racist or offend any classmates. I really dont want to make fun of Clinton because I figure i am going to hear alot of those jokes anyway. I am really needing some help here. If ya got some good presidental jokes throw them my way and i'll pick my best answer soon.
6 Answers
- 1 decade ago
What about Nixon and the old joke about the "nixon sucks" written in pee in the snow? When the secret service investigates they find that the pee belongs to Ford but the hand writing is Pat Nixon's.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I dont know any jokes but i do know a good president to roast. You should roast Lincoln because he was ugly and a lot hated him? I have no idea but thats who i wold roast
- 1 decade ago
try bush and his draft dodging, money pocketing ways. All the while remaining blissfully clueless
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