Is there something wrong with this?

Your not alone... we just need to buy a bullbar

lol I think you have the image of her in your mind as a bit of a cartoon character. Its just the dark side of your sense of humour. Dont worry about it!

Remember at the end of the day, she's there to get the kids safely across the road.

I am glad to hear you are not serious about this as hitting a lolly pop lady is as good as mowing down a government official, it will cost you heaps.

But hypotheticaly, yes, as some times they can be irritating.

I get that too! Or with folk who walk in the middle of the road even when the pavement is clear! I mean really.

Heck as long as you dont do it in real life, why not relish the fantasy?

Calm down Ms. Meg Ryan!

It seems an entirely understandable response to jobsworths to me. I feel the same with people who make you park your car in a specific place in car parks. I wouldn't dream of actually running any of them over but the thought of it makes me smile when they are stood in front of the car!!

No.

I want to smash into people all the time. It's becoming a huge problem.

does she look at you with two eyes/ yes

probably. and if you do hit her you would probably go to jail

no,no,no you're not alone there are a few people who have considered this..........!!!!!!!!