U need a laugh????

True story:(I couldn't make this up!)

Last week I was out shopping with my infant daughter and I really had to pee. I am a freak so I kept putting it off, cause it's a pain to take the baby in the bathroom. Well, on to store number three for the after noon and I am fairly certain that I will pee my pants if I don't go NOW! So, the closer I get to the bathroom the worse I have to go. Wow, it was so intense(had way too much sweet tea). I can't put the baby down so I rush in to a stall and frantically unzip and sit with her on my lap. I think I actually started to break a tiny sweat(very large store and inconveniently located bathroom).

Ahhh.......relief. Then I notice I,...oh my,...dribbled like 2 drops on the back of my pants. Didn't get them all the way down I guess and you know what a drop or two of liquid does....spread out and look way worse than it was.

As if that were not bad enough..I pulled up my pants and realized I pulled hard enough to break the FREAKIN' zipper.