What if..your computer could talk back?

You're pushing my bottons!

At least it will tell me, "Career, you can't specialize in too many things other apart from what you already know in this world, that is why you are a Prince and not a King." Then I will say to it, "I am just trying to be a well educated person so as to become a Resource Person."

Please Dave, don't do that. Pllllezzeeee Daaaaave, DDDDoooonnnnt dooooo thaaat. Super Slow like in Aurthur C. Clarkes Space Odyssey 2001 when Dave starts shutting down the Mainframe.

Awwwwww.......=)

"she" would have said "GOOD MORNING.I've been WAITING here for you A L L night....so we could have some fun here today.....especially since it's rainy. it's saturday and nobody's here....but us...so forget about the dogs and whatever ...and just stay here with ME and can you maybe introduce me to that cute computer geek on your soap that you're always watchimg....you know, the one with Sonny and Jason....Spinelli! The Jackel... I think he's kinda cute and he makes me laugh! Maybe I could give HIM and his computeran offer they can't refuse!!! =)

.........WHAT?!? ...You're going to go get the vacuum cleaner now??? ........I SWEAR........You are SUCH a Virgo!! =)........

and I suppose you're going to go out to see if the mail's here too!!????.....FINE!!!!............But I'm still going to be right here

when you get done doing whatever...I'm not going anywhere!!!

.....So,...what's for lunch?????....PIZZA sounds good to me=)"

BE A GOOD GIRL.....=)

I would love it because I would think I was aboard the ENTERPRISE for a voyage around the Galaxy! It probably would have told me that I found a question to answer that I could answer good so I did!!

It's not my fault I froze...you clicked on two things too quickly for me to handle...and I felt overwhelmed. Why do you always ask me to do more than I can handle. You are never satisfied with my performance...(pout) I should just change myself into a manual typewriter...then you'd appreciate me!

i'd hate that, cuz machines are to be used, not have a mind of their own

i already have enough people around me with opinions

its nice w/ a computer you just get what you want, no trouble

if it gives me backchat, it goes in the can

I'm glad to see you finally got a job and are back to work again, I was beginning to wonder about you and if you would ever leave me alone and give me a rest please.

Mine already does.

With voice recognition and an experimental intelligence chip installed, we can carry on quite intelligent conversations.

stop uploading pictures from yahoo 360 ffs!

It would tell me go away - leave it alone - it needs some alone time.....ORRR it would tell me to turn the music down....