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A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in. The director said "we fill up a bath and then offer the patient a spoon, tea cup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bath." The visitor said "oh I see, a normal person would choose the bucket because its the biggest." No said the director a normal person would pull the fckg plug out!!! Do you want a bed near the window.!
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- Nicolette MartinLv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
hahaha.
honestly i would have chosend the bucket.
i guess i get the bed beside the window
- Anonymous5 years ago
Working once in a lunatic asylum breaking up some stones when along came a lunatic and said to me "good morning mr Jones" "How much a week do you get for doing that?" "30 bob", I sighed Well the lunatic he laughed a bit and turned to me And this is what he cried: Come inside you silly fella, come inside I thought you 'ad a bit more sense Working for a living? Take my tip: Act a little silly and become a lunatic Well you get you meals quite regular And 2 new suits besides! 30 bob a week with no wife and kids to keep come inside you silly fella, come inside!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
top of the class 10/10 hav a star
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
What is wrong with emptying the bath with a spoon?....
Good clean fun for hours........
- Anonymous1 decade ago
GOOD ONE
