Want to Try My Game? Use three Letters and Get Started?

Check anyone's license plate, or pick any three letters; replace X or Q if needed, but choose get three. Then make up 5 funny, profound or interesting three-word phrases using these letters as the first letters of your words. Here's a quick example FDS: Feed Dogs Slowly; Fondle Dangerous Sirens; Frenchmen Do Souffles; Fanatics Demand Salzburg; Fabulous Danube Sightseeing...Ten points to the person who makes the best five funny phrases out of these three letters: PAT. Not every one will be a classic, but you may be surprised at your own skill. Warning--this game is addictive; you may never be able to simply pass by a license plate again...