Tell me something.........?

Oh Martha, it's poop again!

I wanted to get my mom an exotic plant for her birthday, like a Venus Fly Trap. But it bit my head when I tried to pick it up. So I got her this piece of grass instead!

lol how's THAT for random!! I'm like the queen of randomness!! randomness is my alibi...

So i had this fish. his name was rainbow. I got him with 3 other fish. The other two died but he lived. I didn't take good care of him.

He had so many near death experiences.

1. I changed his water and put really cold water in it.

2. I changed his water and put really hot water in it.

3. I forgot to change his water.

4. I forgot to feed him.

5. I dropped him when I was changing his water...... He felt too slimy so I slid a piece of paper underneath him to pick him up.

Yeah, those were all accidents too. And it's not that I'm irresponsible or anything. i have a cat and i take excellent care of him.

Anyway, I started taking care of my fish when I moved. Then it died.

Random enough?

I still watch the Power Rangers

well recently at work i have been running into things whenever a pretty girl comes into the store...

and have debunked the myth that this only happens in movies....

I am going to bed soon. It just stopped hailing with heavy rain and thunder here.

Random...random.....hmmm....nothing....

Sorry...

I just ate half a bag of frozen blackberries.

these "caucasian" guys wonder why we date brotha's, i cannot stand racial remarks (sorry, that was the only thing i had in my mind at the time. got mad at the last question.)

I collect lipgloss

Join the Dead Parrot Society. (or the black parade. either one.)