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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Joke! What's wrong Doc?

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterwards the doctor comes in and says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???"

The Doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman says, "A hermaphrodite. What's that???

The Doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er...features...of a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my God! You mean it has a pen*s AND a brain?"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I think you upset a few men with that one fidgety.

    Did you have an extra bowl of bitchflakes this morning?

    Made me laugh though!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Hah funny. I used to mix those words up too back when I was younger. I'm not sure under what circumstances I was even using those words, but you can bet it didn't have the same implications as this poor "guy".

  • 1 decade ago

    Excellent!

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    LOL. This IS Funny! LOL.

    Good One! LOL.

    Thanks for the laugh, Ms. Fidgety, and have a great evening!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Brilliant have a star !

  • 1 decade ago

    Just Shows where the male brain cell live's, I mean with all those wild sperm it'll never be lonely..........LMIAOSFHISMS

    Source(s): Man
  • 1 decade ago

    lmao hav a star

  • 5 years ago

    lel

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    its star time

  • 1 decade ago

    FFS< where do you get them from, that has to be the best yet:))

    ROFLPM!

    Got say, i just read it to my son, he is not amused, but I love it:))

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