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taxi driver?

a taxi picks up a nun a few minutes the driver starts laughin the nun asks "why are you laughing" he replais "i've always wonder what i be like to get head from a nun" she sais "well you must be 3 thing

1. catholic

2 cant be married

3. can't have children"

he answers "well iam catholic not married and no children" so the go into an alley and do their thing the come out and 3 minuts into the ride the drivers starts crying the nun asks "why are you crying now" he replais "i lie i'm baptist been married for 10 yrs and i have 3 children " the looks at him and sais "OH thats ok my name is tom and i was going to a costum party"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    HAHA

  • 1 decade ago

    way to funny sad that milk came out my nose

    love this joke

    10/10

    plus a star

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lmao...thats terrible.

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  • 1 decade ago

    pretty funny... heard it before, tho

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