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How many ... does it take to change a light bulb?

How many gay men does it take to change a light bulb?

Update:

If you're going to leave a negative comment about the joke, let me be able to answer you. Just saying, "don't make fun of gays" and not allowing an answer is the coward's way out.

By the way, I am gay.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Two.

    One to screw it in, and one to ***** about the fact that the lightshade clashes with his shirt.

  • 1 decade ago

    Please don't make jokes about gay people. It is NOT funny (I am not gay, but it is still rude). It takes one because they are just as competent as anyone else.

  • 1 decade ago

    none..

    they will screw each other instead of the bulb..

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