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Bloke in a pet shop lol...........?????????
Bloke see's an advert in the pet shop,
talking centipede £50 ,he buys it and takes i home in a small box
and after 30 mins opens the box and asks if it would like to go for a pint .................
the centipede doesn't answer ,raising his voice he repeats the question...............
getting angry thinking he has been done,he shouts the question at which the centipede sticks his head out of the box and says...............
"I heard you the first time, i was putting my fooking shoes on lol!!!!!!!!!!"
14 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Very very funny and well worth a star
Source(s): Hunter at work - Anonymous5 years ago
anything thats not wanted, sell on ebay for some extra cash now, for christmas....thats what I am doing, clearing away the junk...... I don't think about christmas until after Halloween, why mix them up, halloween is a fantastic holiday and should not be mixed with thoughts of christmas....but right after, on the 1st november, its full steam ahead..... even so, I still make a few initial plans and set in motion a few minor things..... You should try and embrace the season, don't fight it, otherwise you come to resent and hate it.........I always feel like I have never done enough by the big day, but I never never let it bother me......after all, we are only human
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Nice one , have a star.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
that was good for a hearty chuckle
