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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Read this please i need help it is a emergency i ran out of chacters so it looks malittle wierd?

PickThenWriteTheSentence

MonthUwereBornIn

1_I kicked

2_I loved

3_I puked on

4_I dry humped

5_I choked on

6_I murdered

7_I smoked weed with

8_I had lunch with

9_I danced with

10_I sang to

11_I yelled at

12_I ran over

DayUwereBornOn

1_a birdbath

2_a monster

3_a phone

4_a fork

5_a Mexican

6_a gangster

7_my cell phone

8_my dog

9_my best friends boyfriend

10_my neighbor

11_my science teacher

12_a banana

13_a fireman

14_a stuffed animal

15_a goat

16_a pickle

17_your mom

18_a spoon

19_myself

20_a baseball bat

21_a ninja

22_Chuck Norris

23_a noodle

24_a squirrel

25_a football player

26_my sister

27_my pet rabbit

28_my brother

29_a permanent marker

30_a llama

31_A homeless guy

PickTheColorOfYourShirt

White_because Im cool like that

Black_because that's how I roll

Pink_because Im a pimp

Blue_because Im sexy and I do what I want

Green_because I hate myself

Gray_because I was drunk

Yellow_because someone gave me a pie

Orange_because Im a ninja warrior

Brown_because I was hi

other_because im gay

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    ha ha ha lol 5 stars

  • 1 decade ago

    I had lunch with a lama because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

    hehehe that was funny! I didn't get it at first but now I do]

    here are a few of my friends:

    I choked on a bananah because I'm a ninja warrior.

    I choked on a fork because I hate myself.

    I sang to a fork because I'm cool like that.(I told him to change his shirt this morning!!!) lol thanks alot!

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Nice ones . Tho No. 6 was a mishap ; not exactly his fault , was it ? No.7 reads like a Blonde joke in disguise . As for your alert -- This is a Democracy : Who said you've got to be smart to vote ? Hell , you don't even have to be smart to run !

  • 1 decade ago

    I smoked weed with a ninja because I`m sexy and do what I want

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  • 1 decade ago

    I dry humped a squirrel because Im sexy and I do what I want

    lol thats fun!

  • 1 decade ago

    I had lunch with Chuck Norris cause Im cool like that

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I had lunch with my pet rabbit because I'm cool like that, and because I'm sexy and I do what I want

  • 1 decade ago

    I yelled at a monster because I'm sexy and I do what I want. Sad but true.

  • 1 decade ago

    I choked a fireman because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

  • Muahahahahaha!!! LOL!

    Ma sentence is :I murdered a stuff animal because I'm cool like that.

    Suits me coz I'm not exactly an angel.

  • 1 decade ago

    I did this before & got best answer..... wish me luck!!!.... :

    I smoked weed with a homeless guy becuz in cool like that

    lol, heres more of ma fam:

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