what was it that you left on my voice mail? I couldn't quite make it out....?

Well I was just letting you know that me, Kimberly, Willis, and Mr. Drummond were going to check out Arnold today....

You didn't forget about his track and field event today did you. He's trying to win gold in the high jump competition.

Good morning, this is Sears service department. We were calling to find out how you like the toaster you purchased last week. Just to let you know, there was a recall on that particular model due to an electrical malfunction that has resulted in several unfortunate "incidents". If you still have your fingers, please call us back at 555-*******, and we will give you instructions on how to properly disconnect your small appliance. We will gladly refund your money with proof of purchase, less a small handling fee. Hope your day is well, and thank you for your business.

Hey you, i hope your having an excellent day call me back when you get in so we can go hang out or something my number is (if you don't have it already) *813-273-8160

* That was what i said but your machine kept cutting me off. Might consider a new one.

Hey Baby Blue,

its me, Dai D. I was wondering if you minded that I let my friend use your bathroom with diarrhea. She had to use it and I happened to be passing your house and the door was open! I hope we still cool.

Okay, Bye.

I said I found a lot of money, come help me spend it, but it's not important now. The mean ol' cops took it away from me and gave it back to the bank.

I said that I Ioved you and that I wanted to get picked as the"best answer" for this question, you dont remember?

i work in fashion..and i was asking if you wanted to come clothes shopping in new york city with me.

you can get the nicest clothes at industry only showrooms!

I told you to remember to buy cookies when you're at the store

I said I got your money , but you have to come get it in a hour,oppps I spent it already!

i said OOPS sorry! dialed the wrong number