What are the 10 things Donald Trump does each day?

Donald Trump conducts business every day of the week. He follows his Ten Critical Commandments for Entrepreneurial Success. You can read about them in his Blog at Trump University. (See link below).

Let's see...I have a list here somewhere...oh, here it is.

1. Shoots puppies

2. fires 6,532 employees

3. Re-hires 6531 employees

4. Repetatively taunts the only employee that's still fired

5. Then re-fires the other 6531 employees

6. Plays his daily 10 O'clock game of golf with Satan

7. Scares the bejesus out of several small children

8. Eats a few babies

9. Put on his nazi pajamas

10. Goes into hypersleep for a few years while his secret double does all his work

...Cycle repeats...

He urinates

He gets dressed

He breathes

He walks

He eats

He bathes

He is driven somewhere

He brushes his teeth

He makes decisions

He is the Donald!!!

1. Be a jerk.

2. Be a jerk.

3. Be a jerk.

4. Be a jerk.

5. Be a jerk.

6. Be a jerk.

7. Be a jerk.

8. Be a jerk.

9. Be a jerk.

10. Be a jerk.

Eat, sleep, pee, poop, get dressed, comb his hair over, kiss Melania, kiss the baby, kiss the mirror, make a million dollars.

I'm sure he spends quite a bit of time combing over his hair!!!

1.eat

2.sleep

3.shower

4.talk

5.restroom

6.walk

7.laugh

8.touch money

9.smile

10. wake up and do it all over again