+12 points?

hey umm hi umm Do u like food?? And did u know an ice cube has more germs than a light bulb

i think that is what i was told well anyways what were we talking about were am i omg AHHHHHH!!!!

wel umm bye or hi or bye or hi or hie or bi or byehi well whatever

Firecrakers going off at the middle of the night, why won't the calculators stop kissing their margaritas? Next thing you know mutant, monkies will march and murder the sample carpet squares! Where is the homework that ate my dog? Hey theres a purple cabbage eating a picture of Blackbeard! Is that a bikini dancing in a tub of garlic lard????? Hey don't let the naked mole rat bathe in the glue filled sandbox. He will get a depressed rash!

How do you give me 12 points? The most you can give me is 11. Amused? Probably not

2 points for answering this question and 10 points for getting the best answer

Great Googlie Mooglie

I'm homeless, I live in a box, I'm under house arrest, my shopping cart has three wheels, a tom cat ran off with my government cheese and the pigeon lady wants to marry me.

Now I have to get rid of my shrink cuz he knows to much already.

I would but I don't have a webcam, so just imagine a monkey and a squirrel fighting each other for your amusement

@->-->-

Close your eyes while I sing you my favorite song...

Ahem...

Happy peanuts soar

Over mountaintops of chocolate

And waterfalls of caramel...

Prancing nougat in the meadow

Sings a song of satisfaction

To the wwwoooooorrrrrrrrllllllllllllllllllllllllldddddddddd.

Tell me THAT doesn't get you going!

2 points for answering a question?? You're kidding...

Paris Hilton is the sl*t of the century!