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If you could get your hands on a Troll what would you like to do to it...?

Dont hold back now....

Update:

Dave.... it might be a man...

Update 2:

I just knew I was gonna love some of these answers...

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    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Can't say too much but, it involves a baseball bat covered in barbed wire and a jar of vaseline!

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Squeeze it's stupid fingers and cheeks til it's eyeballs popped out. Stomp the Hell out of it.Drive the car across it a few times,then hook it to the bumper and drag it's A** butt naked down the highway until that was gone.Then come back and set it on fire and throw it in Kerosene and then take it's ashes and flush them down the toilet and then have the septic tank pumped out.

    Thanks I feel much better now!! This is Just those little plastic toys we all love too play with now! We can't get violated for a toy for heaven's Sake can we? Hell what am I talking about I got violated over a Horse-that didn't sound right.The more I talk the more the shoe store moves in.

  • 1 decade ago

    Rotisserie

    Source(s): Good cook
  • 1 decade ago

    I'm not really all that violent and sometimes they amuse me. I was able to shut down one troll, after finding so many details that changed in every one of his questions regarding who he was and how he came up with his opinions, I followed him to every question and he closed his account. So I guess I have disposed of at least one troll.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    If it was a bloke cut his dangler off , if a women punch her in the face and yank all her hair out wow I'm mean .x

  • 1 decade ago

    I'd boot that runty little Charles R cat/dog thing right up their ar*se, and then I'd nail them to a tree.

    Source(s): edit: Had an account suspended this morning, can you tell!!
  • 1 decade ago

    If it was a Toll Troll I would take it home and listen to it all day cos they seriously crack me up!

  • I guess I'm a little different here. I just want to heap it full of kindness until it begs for mercy!

  • 1 decade ago

    Ask it silly riddles, and bring my billygoat friends to heckle it when it got the answers wrong.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'd leave it in a room with Chav Princess, enough said!

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