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zskip62 asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Did you hear the one about the suicide bomber?

When he went to heaven,George Washington walked up and kicked him square in the ****.Then Thomas Jefferson came over and hitm him with an oak branch.John Tyler then reached out and stuck him with a sword....The bomber cried to Allah:What have I done,and where are my virgins? God replied,"I said Virginians,not virgins!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    How the fuc k did the suicide bomber go to Heaven???

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    This is a joke that would only be funny to someone who has a modicum of intelligence. Hence all the people above me who are idiots without a refined since of humor. I'm telling this joke to my history professor later.

  • 1 decade ago

    Very funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    seriously, why did he go to heaven?

    anyway it was sort of lame

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  • 1 decade ago

    nope

  • 1 decade ago

    Oh i get it.... That was lame.

  • Kay
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    haha! Sounds ok.

    :)

  • 1 decade ago

    not that funny...

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