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A man walks into a store and asks the clerk at the counter for a pound of Polish sausage. The clerk smiles and says, "You must be Polish." The man angrily snaps, "Oh, that makes me so darn mad. Do you say someone must be English if they order English walnuts? How about people wanting Spanish olives. Do you ask if they're Spanish? But no, just let me ask for Polish sausage and....." The clerk cut him off and calmly said, "Sir, this is a hardware store."
19 Answers
- nimeshLv 41 decade ago
How in the world did the Polish guy think that sausages are available in the hardware store. Never heard this type of situation but it's quite nice.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hee Freakin' Larious
- Anonymous1 decade ago
not funny at all. wht does it gotta do with polish peopl anyway?? I don't get it, and would it have been hard to copy and paste this question to my answer intead of saying 'look at my joke' and wasting my time?! GOD i don't get why some people are so lazy.
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- Dennis BLv 51 decade ago
Yea, that's funny. And G rated too. Who was Alexander Graham Kolwalski?? He was the first telephone pole.
- 1 decade ago
Once I sore this bumper sticker it said 'Proud To Be Polish'...it was upside down. lmafo!