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"What is your occupation"? ..................?
the judge asked the accused......"I am a locksmith, your honor" "Tell me exactly what you were doing in the jewellers @ 3a.m. when the police apprended you" asked the judge......"I was trying to make a bolt for the door, your honor" said the accused!!!!
19 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
hahaha a bolt for the door hahahahah
- 1 decade ago
He is a robber and was trying to make a "bolt" for the door. He was trying to get out of it. This is a very funny joke though.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Hahahah Nice joke.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hahahaha try this one
ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
Count every " F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go back and try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
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The brain cannot process "OF".
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Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who sees all six the first time is a genious!
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy, and keep them occupied for several minutes
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Good joke.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Love it, great joke!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol..that was funny. nice play on words.
