Embarrassing funny stories?

My friends once pulled the most embarrassing prank on me. One night in college I woke up to the feeling of something being pressed against my mouth. My friend was duct taping my mouth shut as others held me down. They all laughed at me, and I went, "MMMMMMMMMM!" They said that it was time for my birthday present. They then took out a little black dress. When I realized what they were planning to do I shook my head and mmmmmmmmphed like crazy. But it was no use, they forced me into the dress. They then tied my hands and feet together so I couldn't take it off. I felt completely humiliated as they carried me through the dorm like this. They then layed me on the counter in the lobby and said they'd be back in the morning. I stuggled but it was no use, I couldn't move or talk, and the counter was too high. I had to lay there and wait for help. I pleaded with people for help as they walked by, I struggled and mmmmmmphed. But they just laughed. My friends came back in an hour. By then a crowd had gathered, having fun at my expense. I had no choice but to lay on the counter, bound and gagged in a dress, as everyone ridiculed me. I began to worry, when people started to talk about taking me outside. My friends then picked me up, and carried me back to my room still tied up. Everyone thought this was hilarious.

how about the time i learned to drive. my 1st time on the road, 15 years old mind you and i take off down the wrong side of the HIGHWAY lol! Ya i'll never live that one down. And it was pretty scary too lol.

it was my 17th bday...4 of guys bday were close together so we taught y not have it together...all in all there were bout 100 ++guys and gals at the party...

being the little donkeys we were..we spiked the vanilla ice cream with 70% vanilla laxative...took us 3 days to prepare it...

the party was great everyone was having a blast...then theres this one...fat bugger who has always been a food hog...he stole the whole tub of ice cream an ate it by himself...

when we saw him eating it...we called for a bet...a 100 dollar bet that he couldnt finish it...he said...you're on bday boys...he finished in bout 10mins or sooo...

so we waited....we locked all the toilet doors...all all of us kept him in the main yard...bout 3omins later we could see him start to sweat a bit...with some quinching on his face....

then one guy had the bright idea of all of us catching him and tickling him...

guess what...being young and dumb...we had to do it....1/2 way thru tickling him we heard the loudest longest

*preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet* sound....

fat bot shat in his pants due to overdose of tickling he couldnt hold it in no more...hahahha

bloody hell all of us ran away...fat boy had topull himself together sitting in a pool of his own vanilla ****....hahahahaha

No,Please tell me

a man was going on cycle by a cycle.he was beating his son. his son was crying.people told him why he is beating his son?he told that i do not have bell in my bicycle.