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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

isnt this strange but true ??

Scenes From the Movies

1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not.

2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.

5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

7. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

8. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

9. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

10. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

11. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

12. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

13. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off--even while scuba diving.

14. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

15. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.

16. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

17. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

18. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

19. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

20. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

21. American cars always blow up

PLEASE STAR IF YOU LIKED IT……..

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  • 1 decade ago
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    nice and funny.well that's what you usually see in most movies. I liked it, now I can show it to someone else.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    23. One always finds a place to park his car in front of his apartment.

    24.In addition to 4, you only need to type in the word "Override"

    25.Deleting a computer file will immediately erase the data displayed on the screen.

    26.The bad guys always drive german cars.

    27.Aliens never use antivirus software

    28.Any password can be guessed in three tries.

    29.Computer displays are always green/black, graphical interfaces are unheard of, and when printing on screen, they make noises like an old dot matrix printer.

    30.An unlogical question/action causes computers to blow up, instead of giving an error message.

    31.In any high school movie, the word "Whatever" will be overused.

    32.Every pretty female psychologist in a murder mystery has

    something in her past that relates her to the murderer.

    33.There is no such thing as recoil, anyone can fire an MG or MP in burst mode while standing and still aim perfectly without the gun flying out of his hand or pointing upwards.

    34.Good guys never die without being able to say some last words.

  • 1 decade ago

    YES!!! It is!! And all girls from Sweden are named Helga or Greta or Ingrid? I don't know a single Helga, and Greta and Ingrid are old women's names.

    And why are they ALWAYS talking bad English? I'm 30 years old and I have studied English for 10 years in school.

  • I starred u to make u happy. I don't agree to point 11. It has been months since I bought a bread stick. I became sick of eating bread & decided to keep away for a long time.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I read it all truly after reading i feel movie makers should change this same old traditional style and rituals of the film making.

  • 1 decade ago

    Sounds like Hollywoods version of reality.

  • 1 decade ago

    no none of those things r true yes i read them all u watch too many movies and too much TV but u did get a star

    Source(s): dont worry be happy dancing is forbidden
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    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    You went to alot of trouble but my head-aches now, I'm sorry!

    Number 13 is questionable though!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Get it abbrevated plzzzzzz its 2 hard 4 me 2 read

  • 5 years ago

    Of course it is in the last place you look. Why would you continue to look for it if you already found it.

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