If the opposite sex suddenly vanished .....?

Thank God i wouldn't have to put the toilet seat down again.

There is probably nothing you can do about random people looking at you - unless becoming a hermit is an attractive option to you. However, if someone compliments you, simply say thank you and move on with things. You aren't obligated in anyway to someone simply because they've told you that you look nice. If people are actually touching you - and I don't just mean sexual stuff, but things like patting your arm, or touching your hair or whatever - tell them politely that it makes you uncomfortable and step back from them. If they don't get the hint, just walk away.

(No. Wrong to whoever is calling the rest of you fools, "because the world would end."

The world would only end, if women vanished and men survived.

If men died off, the pregnant women would would bring back the men, and all would go on, as it had.--unless the males in the wombs had vanished, too, ooooooh, baddddd.)

MY ANSWER:

If the opposite sex suddenly vanished, I'd be TRAUMATIZED, completely traumatized.

Why is no one else saying this? Why is everyone talking about sex?

If all the CARS suddenly vanished, I'd be traumatized.

(When the lights went out on the East Coast, people were shocked. And those were just lights that "vanished.")

If all the TREES suddenly vanished, I'd be traumatized.

(Sheet, I get hysterical when my car vanishes in the parking lots!!!!)

Has anyone here every LOST A CHILD from his or her sight for just a second? Hysteria, right?

Or do you remember when you were little and you lost sight of your parents for a second? Fear, hysteria! And if it lasted long, and the police came to get you and all that, T-r-a-u-m-a...... Or if your parents were late to get you from a party or at school, what that felt like, alone, left behind, as if they'd never show up, as if something horrible had happened to them, or they'd forgotten you and gone off somewhere. Do you remember that, or anything like that? Sitting at a restaurant thinking you date was never going to show up? It felt scary, from fear something happened to the other person or people to fear that you've been left and unloved..... Not good.

Look, just look at parents who have MISSING CHILDREN, and that's only ONE person who vanished from their lives.... Hmmmmmm?

I mean, like IMAGINE! If all the men suddenly disappeared, then who's to say, that I'M NOT GOING TO BE GONE in the next few seconds, and all the women and girls with me?

My imagination would be working overtime.

It must have been some poisonous pollutant that did them all in, so much so that there aren't even remains lying anywhere in sight.

I look around, I scream my bloody head off. I call my neighbors; I run to my neighbors, to be sure we're all having the same experience.

I'd start this big marathon of gathering information quickly, because all, all the newspapers are run by MEN, so we wouldn't be getting our INFO there.

And the TV stations are run by men, so.....

We'd have to do a marathon of phoners and internetting and see if this is world-wide (just like the black-outs, or tsunami, or Katrina, or, or, or, the atomic bombs in Japan).

We'd first have to get the facts. We'd have to do studies.

We'd have to find out how long we had to live. We'd have to gather all the pregnant women and take care of them, and see if the boy-babies inside them have vanished as well.

Oh, this is messy. I'm getting scared just thinking about it.

Would all the male animals vanish, also? I guess so. You asked how I'd feel, what I'd do if the "opposite sex suddenly vanished," so everyone's male pets would have vanished as well, and the birds that sing the prettiest would all be gone.

People would be calling for their cats and dogs in the streets. Screaming names like "Max, Max!" "Lorca, Lorca, come home!" Women and girls would be screaming and crying for their pets first, because they wouldn't be able to accept yet that their husbands and brothers and fathers and lovers and friends just disappeared. They couldn't accept that at first, at all, no, but they do think they have to get their pets back, and they're screaming all over the place.

And I go back inside for a minute.

I think, "Vanished! Not a trace. This is the most nightmarish, scariest, most traumatizing trauma I have ever experienced," and I lie down, after much work--trying to find out if this was going on all over the world--and I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET UP.

I just feel that in my bones, because obviously some FORCE has taken over this planet, and the girls and women and female animals are next. It's the only answer I can think of.

We have the pregnant women in the hospital. We've found that no men or boys are left on the earth; the women are crying and screaming; millions have just lost their babies, vanished, as if the women had never been pregnant.

I jump up. I can't be alone.

I am screaming; I am hysterical, my son, my grandsons, my exes, my lovers, my brother, my nephews, my men friends, my SONNNNNNNNNN gone. FOREVER? No, I can't a ccept that one yet.

Are they in harm? Are some creatures from another planet torturing them? Did the weird pollutant poison them into complete deratiated nothing?

I HAVE TO BE POSITIVE. I have to be. I start to make sounds like a bird, like a crazy creature. I hope I can communicate with them, wherever they are. I make shrill whistles. I sing opera at the top of my lungs. I get all the women together that I can, and we go into a field and do ululations. We do witchery.

We scream. We drink and cry and hug one another, and then we hear the sound, it's above us, it's whirring, spinning. We get down on our knees, bow our heads down, hold onto each other's shoulders, and we hum a low chanting sound as we roll from side to side, because we know THEY ARE COMING FOR US NOW, AND WE ARE HOPING AGAINST HOPE THAT 'TIS A FAR, FAR BETTER PLACE THAT WE'LL BE GOING THAN THE ONE THAT WE'LL BE LEAVING.

(That's how I would feel--or something like that--and that's what I would do--if that's what I felt--or something like that.)

The End.... ((((((whew!)))))))

I'd feel safer and not worry so much about women being raped or murdered at night. There'd be very few child predators and the world would be gentler. On the other hand, I'd really have to learn how to take care of my car and other more technical things. All homes would contain more spiders and bugs.

Considering the fact that we are all the opposite sex, we wouldn't be around to do anything.

I'd go insane that would probably be the only thing that could drive me to commit suicide.

I love men in my life and no fake toy substitutes for the real thing!!! It might get the job done, but I wouldn't be satisfied for long.

Sorry sir, I'm a Secret Agent and we're not allowed to give away trade secrets.

Some snips and tucks and I'd be the last of a dying breed!

I would feel sad for aaahhhh , well maybe a few minutes then id be fine

Look for the nearest sex store for my replacement.

As long as it doesn't include my husband, sons and grandsons.

I'd miss them. I'd be bored out of my skull. They are soooo much

fun to pick on.