Only humorous Americans answer please. Ten points for the wittiest answer (in my opinion).?

Because we always make a lousy cup of tea and get into messes and them blame others......Even in our own country, haven't you noticed, every time we do something we spend all of our money trying to make it "right" at the expense of our taxpayers here in the U.S.

Are you saying you would take us back? Accent and all????? What about our trillion dollar deficit? Would you take that too? Would love for our money to be worth more, lol!

A Dillon Mini gun My cherished Aussie flag A coupple of dozen Ice chilly Beers & loose reign to annihilate something that strikes! i recognize thats 3 issues, yet i'm incapable of vacationing mild

because you drove your horse and buggies on the wrong side of the road...oh wait thats not right(no steering wheel on a horse).oh oh I know, it was that nonsense,"pip pip and cherrio" crap that drove us from the motherland. And you people try to make it up to us with stuff like ; the beatles,bond(james bond),picadilly this and big ben that...you bloaks bloody never stop do ya?

Toking a peace pipe was alot more fun than sippin' tea...>=)

I don't understand why the Brits are so jealous of us?Do you?

feeling just fine about it my good man. can i have another shot at making you a spot of tea? or are you just gonna be a dick about it?

because we wanted to start a country where we could make a lot of dentists and send them back to fix yer beautifull teeth

we got rid of you cause we dont believe in your silly tea drinking monarchy

Because they were humorLESS people

who thought it was their birthright to

take a land from a people?

we left on our own because we couldnt stand the way you sissies dressed anymore

cause we dont have to eat fish & chips, hey do you guys celebrate when we had to save your @ss from the germans bombing your @ss back to the stone age?!