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Did you hear about the man who bought a horse?

The man was told if he wanted the horse to jump-all he had to do was yell-Alley Oop. Thinking this was silly, he started to ride the horse, but when he came to the first hurdle he didnt yell anything. The horse ran right through the hurdle. Man ended up on the ground. After doing this a few times, the man decided to yell Alley Oop on the next hurdle. The horse flew over and landed gracefully. Later the man was telling the one he bought the horse from. "What's wrong with this horse-is he part deaf or something?" "No." said the other man. "But he is blind".

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Holy Cow! That was truly awesome! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO!!!

  • 1 decade ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    Presentation needs work, for it is a funny joke

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha thats a good one

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  • 1 decade ago

    haha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha this was a good one..

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lmao!!! that is funny.~

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

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