Apple iLogic?

Is Apple going to release iLogic soon? What's iLogic? It's the logic replacement plug-in for your brain so that you will believe the Apple propoganda automatically in the future without question.

Assume for a minute that people were PCs and manicans were Macs. If you ran iLogic you could say that the manican is a better choice of coworker and friend because manicans don't get viruses or get sick. The actual person who has much more dynamic range as a sentient being is not preferred because they can get viruses and get sick.

Without iLogic from Apple anyone can plainly see that the actual person is a better coworker and friend even though they may get sick from time to time. As long as they wear their jacket and eat their veggies, they shouldn't get sick too often anyway.

iLogic allows people who want to be cool to justify having manicans instead of real people as coworkers and friends. Hey, the manicans come in black and white, but the black will cost extra.

iLogic from Apple: ??